Growing old is mandatory.
Growing up is optional.
Teach a child to be polite at home and he'll never be able to merge his car onto a highway when he grows up.
The shampoo promised me extra body and I gained 3 kilos
One nice thing abt egotists is that they dun talk abt other people
My weight is perfect for my height - which varies
If swimming is good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Show me a man woth both feet firmly on the ground, and I show you a man who can't get his pants off
Is it my imagination or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
LOL
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