A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" Letterfrom his girlfriend back home.
It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
justtoo great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've
beengone, and it's not fair to either of us.
I'm sorry.
Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky
The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshotsthey could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts,cousins etc.
In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other picturesof the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.
There were 57 photosin that envelope .... along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the fuck you are. Please
takeyour picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care, Ricky
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