Pleasure Factory

Went to see the show the other day. I have friends who commented it is boring, but this show actually brought tears to my eyes. The plot and story line is pretty weak, but if its the following themes that the director wants to bring out, then I think it has at least reach its objectives.

Themes on the contridicting relationship between the prostitute and her daughter, the innocence of a young man, the wistfulness of the China prostitute (or no matter who for that matter) of having the faintest chance of a real love. And the unsuspecting theme of gayness....:p

I guess it is true that men can seperate love and sex however for a woman, love and sex is inseperatable. It takes much much effort to convince themselves of their selfworth to seperate the two.

缘分

haiz....有些东西还是要靠缘分的咯...

我踏出了第一步，但还像没什么头绪。没关系咯，就当是修缘吧！

Burn out?

Haiz.... think I might be feeling burnt out liao. Dun feel like seeing all the gory stuffs and blood and brain matters.... :(
Lots of RTA for last night's duty....

New "friends"

Eh.... came to realise something. Its fun to make new friends and such, but I am still more comfortable with someone I already know bah. Unless there is this instant attraction....haha.

Been going out to dates and social events for single. Make some new friends but no immediate chemistry yet... shall see how bah.. :p

Tots

Was listening to songs on my mp3 for my last duty. Songs that span of past 3-4 years. Come to think of it... I have been thru quite an emotion rollercoster. Felt very emotional and that I've missed alot of chances. Will the ending for the stories be different if I have been more initative and forthcoming? The events and feelings just felt like yesterday..... so close, so familiar yet so far away.

Feeling empty recently. Suddenly I seems to understand why ppl put all their effort into material gains to try to make themselves happy. Ya, felt like going on a shopping spree, a retail theraphy, wanna buy branded clothes, branded bags, drive car.... just feel like spending money to buy happiness...even if it was just for a short while. Maybe I should really engage and start my Spanish Dancing and find more hobbies and activities to fill up my life.

Maybe I am a failure when it comes to friendship. I seems to have trouble connecting with gers and have those girly bondings. Maybe I am too competitive, maybe I am not lucky to find my buddy yet. Yet I cannot always get company from my guy friends as I believe there is no real platonic friendship b/w the 2 genders. I want to have a relationship but I am with my emotion baggage....

Felt that life is very fragile, we need to enjoy life and dun sweat over small things. This comes from the few recent cases that I've attended. You really do not know when you are living this world. Really should spend more time with mum......

Went to a social event by WOW-Her. It was a gaming session with the board game TABOO. Its main objective is to bring single men and women to mingle and expand their circle of friends -> in turn up their chances od getting hitch. :p There are ard 30 ppl there. We have the nerd, the shy and the old....haha, very bad hor me :p For the gers, we have the plus-size and the shy. Age wise for female seems to be 40 as the oldest. And it seems to me that plus-size girls are the ones who really know how to have fun! Really beautiful people, no have. A few still can make it. Anyway, my aim is to know more ppl. It was quite a enjoyable night. They will circulate the email address for those who are okay with it. Most prob I will be joining more of their activities bah. And ya, 1 of them joined "Lunch Actually" and has to pay abt $700 plus for 14 dates... wah! But its members all high flyer ones lar, money is no prob to them.... Luckily I never join them...

Haiz, dun know how to feel already.... just flow with the heart bah.....

M1- India

Love this ad.....wahaha

6th Sense

Hmmm.... think my 6th sense today very accurate leh..heh heh. I had a drink at TCC before meeting my friends for dinner and picked up today's TCC in-house newspaper along the way. I flipped to the front page and there I saw the trail report for Alex's case. I hadn't know it was today but well, my gut feel made me picked up that paper. The trail is going to continue. Will try to get more info from Yvonne.

Next, I walked over to Marina Square's Kenny Rogers to meet my friends. I forgot the exact location of the resturant but I took a diffrent entrance away from my usual route and there it was, just beside the entrance... can you beat that? V^^

I guess you have to be in touch with your mind to be more accurate with your other senses. They always say a woman's 6th sense is accurate, but I dun think tt is always the case. I think sometimes we might just get carried away and are just too sensitive. Especially in terms of r/s... we might be reading too much into the other person's behaviour... :p

Took some photos along the way to Marina. How our land has changed. I shall post some before and after photos later of the Elizaberth Walk. It used to be my fav hangout. It is so tranquil to sit on the breakwaters and watch the river........ haha, me and Alex left our very own graffiti on the pipes there... :p

Adjourned to KTV after the dinner. I dedicated a song.... I dun think I can ever sing/hear that song without thinking of him. Damn! Why must I be playing that song when I heard abt his accident?

Eh, opened my bottle of Bailey's. Nice nice...mmmm. Feel like drinking recently. Need to train back my drinking threshold....haha. ;)

Stupid Stomper

No parking coupon on police car

A STOMPer spotted a police car parked in Orchard Road, without dispaying any parking coupon.

"This is taken on a Monday afternoon. Police patrol car parked for 3 hours with no parking coupons," the STOMPer said in an email today (24 Sept).

"Law enforcers abiding the law?" the STOMPer asked.

http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/viewPost5615.aspx

Wahahaha.... this stupid joker is making my toes laugh!!

超级明星脸......明星脸！

Hee... did I mentioned before I was posted to my first station (Bt Batok), the medics got wind that I looked like Jolin Tsai? It was told to me after a KTV outing with them. I rofl, commented that the medic's eyes ta stamp! Gosh they must have felt very very disappointed when they finally saw me bah! Wahaha. I've been told that I looked like Lina Ng, Ann Kwok, Sammi Chang....

Tada! Came across this webbie that compares your face with celebrities and guess whose face always comes up against mine? Surprise! Jolin Tsai is one of them! Hmm... so I shall retract what I said abt the medic? Wahaha...



80% Choi Ji-woo leh....where is my Bae Yong-joon? :(

好傻

I guess I truly loved him. 泪盈再次背叛了我.......

為什麼人生氣時說話大聲?

有一天一個有智慧的教授問他的學生以下的問題：
"為什麼人生氣時說話大聲?"
所有的學生都想了很久，其中有一個學生說：
因為我們喪失了"冷靜"，所以我們會大聲.

"但是為什麼別人就在你旁邊而已，你還是大聲，
難道不能小聲的說嗎?為什麼總是要大聲?"教授又問

幾乎所有的學生都七嘴八舌的說了一堆，

但是沒有一個答案是讓教授滿意的，最後教授解釋說：

"當兩個人在生氣的時候，心的距離是很遠的，

而為了掩蓋當中的距離使對方能夠聽見，於是必須大聲，
但是在聲的同時人會
更生氣，更生氣距離就更遠，距離更遠就又要聲更大聲
........"
教授接著繼續說:"而當兩個人在相戀時會怎麼樣呢?
情況剛好相反，不但不會大聲，
而且說話都很輕聲細語，為什麼?
因為他們
的心很接近，心與心之間幾乎沒有距離，
所以相戀中的兩個人通常是耳語式的說話，


但是心中的愛因而更深，到後來根本不需要言語，
只用眼神就可以傳情，而那
時心與心之間早已經沒有所謂的距離了.....

最後教授做了一個結論:
"當兩個人爭吵時，不要讓心的距離變遠，
更不要說些讓心距離更遠的話，自然的過了幾天，

等要心的距離已經比較沒有那麼遠時，再好好的說吧!!"

Relac

"A laugh a day, keeps your troubles at bay" - me ;)

10 best excuses when you get caught falling asleep on your desk:

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in
that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably
got here just in time!"

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement
and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who
practice Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a
solution to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your
desk...

1. " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."

Relac II

Relac qoutes are courtesy of "The board of wisdom" (Quotes in my blogger list)

Women's English:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on
TV
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead]

Men's English:
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
I'm tired = I'm tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
What's wrong? = What stupid self inflicted psychological trauma is it now?
What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
I love you = Let's have sex now!
Love you, too = Okay, I said it, Now can we have sex
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before
Let's talk = I'll impress you by showing you I am a deep guy then maybe sex?
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex without me

- Unknown

Relac III

What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I STARE, I SMILE, AND WHEN I GET TIRED...I PUT THE MIRROR DOWN

- GAURAV SIDANA

So... the elephant says to the camel "why do you have 2 boobs on your back?" the camel replies "that's a pretty stupid question coming from someone who has a dick on his face"

- Unknown


I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned

- Unknown

Too often, we loose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b****-slap the mother-f***er upside the head.

- unknown

When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.

- Unknown

Tired II

Hmm... pretty tired after 3 straight night duties. Average of 6 calls for the past 3 days lor... x x. Had a stupid call on the second night. Patient gangfight with a deep gaping laceration on his arm. Can even see his tendon and muscle le! Dun want to go hospital nevermind, even haul verbal abuse at me and threaten to complain when I advise him to go hospital. I asked him go ahead, gave him my name and my ambulance callsign. WTF! K lor, its your hand, dun go, get infected, arm rot, amputated, your business. I did my job and if you dun take care and treasure your life/limb, its your pasa. I am not the one in pain!

Haiz, think I a bit sick of seeing all the gore and fats and blood. Dun feel like seeing anymore of it. Think I need a break. So easily burn out..... :(

Somrthing inspiring

一飞冲天

在黎明前整装
用冷静的目光凝望前方
展开钢铁的翅膀
我是飞鹰
空中有我的方向

交出我热诚的心
印在太阳的胸膛
挥洒我满腔热血
映出红霞弥漫

天有多高
我们攀上它的顶端
云有多深
我们闯入它的心房

风雨之中
我茁壮成长
炮火声中
我百炼成钢
纵然云雾阻挡去向
我不彷徨
也不迷惘

Song from a local production "空军". Look at the lyrics, so manly, so inspiring. Makes a boy grow up yah? I like! Inspired me to be be tougher, more resilient, go for my dreams.... tt's what I like abt SAF! Trains you to be tough with integrity (not those back-stabbing)..... the right way. Though I know in reality, a lot of ppl are doing the other way... Haiz. But ppl still need dreams rite? Something good to forward to.....

Noodle vs Bao

Chapter One
===========
One day, noodle quarrel with meat bao(bun). They had a fight but bao was too clumsy and lost badly. He was very angry and he told noodle to stay behind if he has the guts and he'll get his pals to assist him.

Meat bao went to find bread, man tou, jian bao etc to get them to reinforce him. Along the way, they saw maggi mee. They ah bish ah bish ah bish and beat maggi mee up and maggi mee beri puzzled why he kena beaten up. He said, "Why u all beat me? What have I done to deserve
this?" The meat bao said, "Noodle! Dun think u perm your hair then cannot recognise u!"

Chapter Two
===========
Maggi mee, who was beaten up for no reason, was very angry. So he went to find bee hoon, udon, fried noodles etc to seek revenge. But on the way, they met small bao. Maggi mee looked at small bao for a while then told his brothers, "Bra-der! Whack him!" Maggi mee whack small bao harder & harder.

After the noodles family has left, they asked Maggi Mee why he hated small bao so much and beat him up so badly. Maggi mee said. "At first wanna teach him a small lesson only, but then see him act cute, made me so angry."

Chapter Three
=============
The more small bao thought of it, the more buay song he was. So, he found the bao family to whack Maggi mee. Then they found ying shi juan noodles covered with bun. They brought him back as hostage and were about to put him on the stove to force him to talk when the bao head
said, "That's not noodles! That's our undercover!"

Chapter Four
============
The family of bao and noodles are now enemies and they have gang fights whenever they see each other. One day, the noodles family was having a walk when they saw char siew bao alone. Seeing the good chance, all of them attacked him. The noodles family shouted, "Beat him hard
hard! Don't give chance just because he's vomiting blood!"

Chapter Five
===========
Poor char siew bao, with his injuries, went to the baoheadquarters to look for help. All the bao family was activated and together with red bean bao,green bean bun etc. they went to seek revenge. All the passerbys siam them as they look like they will kill.

They saw french fries jalan jalan along, shopping. The bao
family attacked him. The bao head shouted, "Noodle people still wear gold go shopping! Whack him!!!"

Chapter Six
==========
Finally, the bao family manage to kidnap noodle, the one who started up the whole show, and brought him back to the bao headquarter.All the baos took turns to whack him. At the end, the chief of baos - dua bah bao took a final roll over noodle before they dump him.

When the poor noodle finally went home, none of the family member could recognise him bcoz he is totally disfigured - flatten. In order not to let the family bear the bad name, he appears as a new member named Mee pok


Sent to me by a friend. LAME! But funni....wahahaha

Musings

Supposed to cover duty for Stn 12. Went there early in the morning to discover the miscommunication from above that there is no need for manpower coverage for today...=.= Make me wake up so early for nothing....Zzzz

Anyway, was thinking since I am already there, might as well have my breakfast at IKEA. Been such a long time since I've been there to just jalan jalan. Got myself a cup of tea, a lo mai gai and finished up my home-made ham sandwich..yummm!

Nice feeling to be having breakfast under the warm lightings and soft music.. hmm. Had this image in my mind while eating, me making a good breakfast for my hubby, enjoying our breakfast together then sending him off to the door to work. After which I start to do housework in a nice house of cos... Diano!! Eh, since when I am willing to be a housewife?!?! But come to think of it, it really is a blessing to cook and take good care of your hubby and to keep a home nice and clean and pretty.. :) The only fall back is that you have to resist falling into the 黄脸婆 catergory.... No man wants to go home and see a hagged woman no matter how much he loves her. However, too much pampering of your man will make him take you for granted. Need to strike a balance bah... (easier said than done)

Wah, I was dreaming (at least at this moment), it will be nice to be a tai tai,take good care of my hubby, cook for him, pay him attention, keep him happy and at the same time do some freelance/part-time to earn my own money for self-spending. Especially enjoying my hobbies at the same time making money.... hmm.. nice pic hor? :p

Kk, gotta go back to bed and continue my 美梦...Zzzzz

坏？

“男人不坏，女人不爱”？哈哈，男人真的是要有点坏才可爱！;)
女人也是要在适当的时候坏，男人才理睬！

haiz, 人啊！

君子之交

君子之交淡如水，也许这样友情才会长久吧！我不是一个对朋友/友情很有研究的人。对于友情也蛮陌生。Especially between gers. Cos of bad experience since young. 可能我们都被伤害过，因此都会有所防备。不能怪人的，我不也是一样？呵呵.....